I Don’t Think Birds Like Me
This evening, after I got off the air, I walked out to my car and noticed that some birds had left me a nice surprise. Usually, I really like surprises, but not this time.
I looked around, and my car was the only one that got pooped on. As if being the new guy wasn't hard enough, now I have to deal with birds with IBS! I don't know what they're feeding the birds around Bozeman, but it looks like Taco Bell to me!