Warner Brothers Responds To Charlie Sheen

So, Charlie Sheen has been "hinting" around that he is in talks to return to "Two And A Half Men."  I don't know who he's discussing this with, because according to TMZ, they have a letter from Warner Bros. that says otherwise!

What has this world come to when you can trust a self proclaimed Warlock who has tiger blood?

"I am writing in response to recently reported statements attributed to your client Charlie Sheen that he is “in discussions” about returning to the series Two and a Half Men. Those statements are false. As you know, there have been no discussions, there are no discussions and there will be no discussions, regarding his returning to or having any involvement with the series."