Top 5 Things Dave Would Do if He Won the $1.3 Billion Powerball Lottery

$1.3 Billion dollars are up for grabs on Wednesday in the next Powerball drawing. Can you imagine? I can, and here's what I will do with the money if I win the Powerball Lottery on Wednesday night:

5) Pay Peyton Manning to STOP doing those Nationwide TV commercials

4) Hire 10,000 people to find and destroy every copy of I Want a Hippopotamus For Christmas

3) Run for President - wait, I'm a billionaire. I don't need that headache. Never mind!

2) Build a house so big in the Yellowstone Club that Justin Timberlake would feel like he's living in a garage.

1) Buy the Dallas Cowboys and fire Jerry Jones