what not to do

Remember to keep your distance from wildlife.

This is from Cosmopolitan Magazine.  What do you think?  What would you add to this list? 1. Call him every time you think about him. If your ex pops into your head every seven minutes, we wouldn't be too concerned. (After all, how can you not think about the guy when your song comes on/when you find his shirt in your laundry/when someone quotes a line from the last movie you saw together/