What’s to know? There’s not much to say. I was created in a secret laboratory in Los Angeles by a team of scientists trying to engineer the world’s greatest tic-tac-toe player. They succeeded, but feared I was too powerful, so I was kept prisoner until I escaped by training cockroaches to pick locks. Adjusting to life on the outside wasn’t easy, but since then I’ve won a battle of the bands, performed a lot of stand-up comedy and a few acting gigs, including one where I hung out on set with Ariana Grande. Life was good, but I knew something was missing something. Was it friendship, romance or a spiritual discipline? No! What I needed was a plan for world domination. And whether you want to begin your career or your plan to rule planet with an iron fist, you need to start with an education (remember that, kids!) so I moved to Missoula to go to the University of Montana where I was the on-camera correspondent for the school news, the Montana Kaimin. So what’s next? You’ll see. YOU’LL ALL SEE.
Where to Ride Go-Karts in Montana
Oh go-karts, how I've missed you. All the fun of driving without the potentially horrifying consequences, and without the total bore of traffic and someone in the passenger seat telling you everything you're doing wrong. Maybe heaven is just a go-kart ride for infinity, I can't rule out the possibility...
Montana Drunk Shopping: What They Buy When They Booze
Add online shopping to the list of vices
Montana’s Cost of Living Might Be Higher Than You Think
It's expensive to live here relative to other states, more so than I thought
This Montana Town has 6 Victorian-Style Airbnbs
Staying in these kinds of houses could make you feel like a noble in Queen Victoria's England
Where I’d Take an Extraterrestrial Tourist Around Montana
If you're a martian reading this, feel free to reach out to me next time you're here on vacation, I'd make an excellent tour guide
Should the Day After Saint Patrick’s Day be a Holiday in Montana?
It wouldn't kill us to have a day off in March
Montana Needs These Fast Food Items Not Available in the US
There's so many things to love about Montana, everything from the beautiful scenery to the delicious beers. I'm Mr. Montana Pride here, I just might change my name to prove it, please don't dare me. Though there is one thing about Montana that hurts me to my very core, and I do mean my stomach...
How To Solve Montana’s Housing Crisis (If Life Was a Comic Book)
I'm not educated on ways to handle huge socioeconomic issues such as this, but I have watched a lot of cartoons
Things I Hope the Spy Balloon Didn’t See in Montana
We Montanans are private people, and there's plenty of stuff here we'd rather not be seen by anyone
Does Montana Curse More Than Other States?
Cursing is a bad habit... or at least that's what my mom taught me (hi mom) but according to Patrick Star from Spongebob Squarepants, a curse word is nothing more than a sentence enhancer. "You use it when you want to talk fancy. You just sprinkle it over anything you say and WHAMO you got yourself a spicy-sentence sandwich...
Really? Montana’s Favorite ‘National Day’ is Surprising
Let's play a word association game— I'll give you a word and you think of everything that comes to mind. The word is: Montana. Chances are you thought of national parks, wildlife and cowboy stuff. Just guessing here, but I doubt you thought of pasta, even though that's Montana's favorite "national day" according to shaneco.com. The websit...