Pain In The Ear
I was bathing all the kids, and Matthew was already done. I was washing another head when I heard a scream. He had taken two Q-Tips off the counter and was in the hallway, pretending he was an alien, with them sticking out of his ears.
Apparently, he pushed one in too far, and we had a ruptured ear drum. My girls never did anything like this, but I hear it’s pretty common for boys.
What about you? What is the strangest thing your kid (or you as a kid) ever stuck in a nose or ear?