It'll be here in a month.  Let's look at it this way.  Women never know what to get for guys. 

Women never get men what they really want, and we are never very impressed, because women insist on getting us romantic, personal gifts, when what we really want is stuff like power tools, fishing gear, hunting items.   If our women really loved us they'd get what we want, even if it might seem inappropriate.   What about computer stuff if you're a geek like me?  Although I do love chocolate.