star wars

34,000 People Wanted A Death Star— White House Says No!
Star Wars lovers around the world united for a great cause--- The building of a Death Star.  The petition to the White House requested that the government secure funding to start building a Death Star by 2016, stating that it would help the economy and produce jobs.  The White House respon…
George Lucas Is Giving His ‘Star Wars’ Money to Education
It's easy to poke fun at George Lucas. He directed the prequel trilogy after all, and refuses to acknowledge the original cuts of the first three 'Star Wars' movies. But when Lucas does good, that's no joke. And today word broke that Lucas will be giving the majority of the money…
Osama Joined By Obi-Wan, Says Darth Vador
Darth Vader has announced the assassination of Obi-Wan Kenobi, the Galactic Empire Times is reporting.
The spoof appears in a knockoff website of the New York Times and is done amazingly well.
Not only did a few intrepid wordsmiths put together the tongue-firmly-in-cheek hard news story, someone with …