I Should Be Sleeping— Instead I’m Looking At Strollers!
Why am I awake right now! Well I have a little girl that’s going to be popping into my life in a couple of months! Therefore it is only logical to be looking at strollers at 9:30 at night! Why stroller shopping sucks—
Looking around the web their is a ridiculous amount of strollers to choose from. I honestly have no idea where to start— So lets google “how do I know what kind of stroller to buy?” Of course a million websites later we have an article.
First: “Determine the stroller that best fits your lifestyle.” Are you kidding me? I want a stroller that will hold my beer and play my XL Country— Ok maybe that is a little inappropriate for my little girl. How about a stroller that can pop wheelies— I really should get one that does this, I’m not the calmest driver so we better get her used to it.
Second: “Travel Systems” Now we are talking! Gadgetry! This means a stroller that is a car seat that is a bed that is a mini fridge that doubles as a go cart with Bluetooth and GPS—- Perfect lets make my life more confusing!
Third: I give up—- Time for sleep. Now I’m gonna dream about strollers with spinners on the wheels and a boombox built into it!