Do You Have Fat Pants?
What the hell are fat pants? I’ve heard girls talk about them all the time. I never really knew or understood what they are until this past weekend.
My wife Lori got me a gift certificate from Murdochs for Christmas. So we decided to go look for a shirt or two for me. Or pants. Found a couple nice shirts and settled on a black one. Then headed to the pants. Why can’t there be just one or two types of pants? There must have been hundreds (well it sure seemed that way). Found a couple pair, one blue and one black. Tried them on. Couldn’t fasten the button. WHAT? What size are these? They must be made wrong! So I moved up a waist size. OH NO!
What the hell happened…to my waist? I need to buy…FAT JEANS!
Maybe I do need to diet…(but at least my pants fit)