Just because the unemployment rate is high doesn’t mean everyone is desperate for work — some are even willing to leave their jobs altogether.
And when they do, the reasons they sometimes give are rather eyebrow-raising.
It’s the moment nobody in the world hopes for — the moment when Justin Bieber gives you a hug and says, “Guess what? You just got ‘Punk’d.’” That was the reality for Taylor Swift recently, after the sweet songstress thought she’d set off a firework that caught a boat on fire, ruining a wedding taking place on said boat and causing the bride and groom to dive into the ocean to swim for their lives. Yeah, it was a pretty cruel one, and it all started when the Biebs chose Swift as his target for the second life of the MTV show.
We've all seen our fare share of videos with babies dancing but if you were to only watch one more your entire life, this is the one. I'm so impressed by this little guy and I can't wait to see where he goes in life. Justin Bieber got discovered in his early teens, this kid has him beat by a decade!
So, the four-day marathon known as the opening weekend of the NCAA tournament is now in our rearview mirror. If your bracket busted like a cheap watch, you may not care too much about the rest of March Madness, so here are some ways to pass the time until a national championship is crowned:
A lonely little mustache doesn’t look good on anyone, except for Tom Selleck. But what if you had multiple mustaches? Wouldn’t that be awesome? Especially if your eyebrows were made out of mustaches. We decided to improve your favorite musicians, artists and entertainers by giving them mustache eyebrows. (And eyebrow mustaches for the ladies.)
This is absolutely hilarious. The Onion explains how we Montanans decide what presidential candidate to award our delegates. How do we do it? Well, we 'Slug it out in a bare-chested brawl' of course! Watch the news report inside.
There are few holidays that create more excitement and festiveness than St. Patrick’s Day. All over the country, people crowd the local pub in green clothes where they guzzle a ton of green beer, only to puke it back out in a green mess and wake up the next day in a green haze.
Of course, just like the crazy uncle in your family who thinks he’s Santa Claus in July, some people can take a good thing way too far. These are the trigger signals that you need to de-green yourself.
The push gift. If you haven’t had a child yet, you’re probably as confused as we were in remedial algebra. If you do have a third mouth to feed, though, you know what this is — the present you give your significant other for having a baby.
That got us thinking: what are some events or accomplishments a man should receive gifts for that he currently doesn’t? Here’s a look:
Being a garbage man isn't an easy job. In addition to the smell, they also have to ride around in giant trucks all day, lift loads of heavy objects, and they don't even have a theme song! Oh wait yes they do! All kidding aside, you'll see why you never want to upset your garbage man after watching these videos.
We know Ken Marino can act from his days on the MTV sketch comedy show ‘The State’ to his long resume of roles in shows like ‘Party Down’ and ‘Veronica Mars.’ And we know he can write — the 43-year old co-penned the screenplay to ‘Role Models” and did the same for the just-released Paul Rudd/Jennifer Aniston comedy ‘Wanderlust.’
But Marino revealed a new talent on ‘Conan’ that may be his most impressive yet.
Poor Taylor Swift. She really got ‘Punk’d’ by Justin Bieber in the brand new season of the hidden camera series that MTV is exhuming as of March 29. A teaser clip of the Biebs punking his pal Swift has surfaced online, and while it’s hilarious to the viewer and those in on the prank, it’s not as quite funny to Swift, as a look of genuine terror crosses her face. She appears completely concerned about the events that unfold in the forthcoming episode.
The first rule of Fake ID Club may very well be that you don’t talk about Fake ID Club. But we have to think the second rule surely has to be “don’t use an internationally-famous movie star’s photo.” Seems a Brazilian conman didn’t get the memo, though.
