Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
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10 Flower Girls Who Are Terrible at Their Job
To an adult, it seems like the simplest task in the world. But to a small child, walking down an aisle and sprinkling flower petals on the ground is apparently totally terrifying. Here are some videos of little girls who just can't handle the pressure of being flower girl...
Hilarious Faces People Make In Haunted Houses
Halloween is coming, and we thought we'd get into the spirit of things by revisiting one of our favorite sets of spooky photos ever. These candid pics were taken of people passing through the Nightmares Fear Factory in Niagara Falls and they show the funny/scared/shocked faces we all really make when in a haunted house. Unlike the haunted houses we've been to, this one must actually be scary -- fa
See the Many Looks of Sandra Bullock
You've seen Sandra Bullock lots of ways, but you've never seen her as an astronaut drifting through space. Before 'Gravity' is released this weekend, let's take a glimpse back at the many looks of Sandra Bullock.
GoPro Video of Fireman Rescuing Kitten WILL Make You Cry
If you're looking for a catalyst to provide you with a nice, end-of-workweek tear-fest, look no further than this video of a fireman rescuing a kitten. Seriously. You will cry. If you don't cry, please share your stony ways with us, because we embarrassed ourselves in the office watching this video...
Nightmares Fear Factory Returns With More Funny Haunted House Faces
There's a chill in the air, brandy is slowly edging out rum as the drink of choice, and the skin around our eyes is brutally chapped -- must be Autumn! And you know what that means -- time for some laughs courtesy of perennial favorite Nightmares Fear Factory, a haunted house in Niagara Falls with a hidden camera that takes pictures of people while they're having the crap scared out of them. Hilar
BatDad Vines Are the Vines Gotham Needs
When BatDad's not fighting crime, he drives a Honda Odyssey. And yells at his kids for hiding under rugs...and tells his wife to wash his pajamas...and is genuinely hilarious.
The Truth Behind That Hilarious Car Accident Voicemail Video
An eight-year-old internet video is going viral once again. But is that funny voicemail video that made you laugh legit?
Cowboy Grandpa Empties Pool With Box Cutter, Pandemonium Ensues
Well, slashing the thing open with a knife certainly tops pushing down on one side and watching the water slowly pour out in the fun category, as far as ways to empty your above-ground pool go.
The Funniest and Most Absurd Voicemail Videos on the Internet
When you leave a crazy voicemail, there's a chance the recipient is going to make a video of it and put it on YouTube. This is why we stick to texting. Fortunately, these people didn't, and we can laugh at their folly.
22 Perfectly Timed Photos of the Exact Moment When Disaster Struck
Everyone likes to capture a perfect moment. These are those perfect moments caught right before everything goes wrong. We like to think of them as classier versions of 'America's Funniest Home Video,' mostly because of the lack of sound effects. Feel free to add your own. Thanks, cameras for all the comedy!
Here’s Who Twitter Thinks Should Play Batman Instead of Ben Affleck
Wow, people are upset that Ben Affleck is going to be the next Batman. Like, really upset. It's almost like this somehow simultaneously affects them personally (it doesn't), and they have nothing else in their lives to worry about (we're jealous). They may be upset about it, but at least some folks have a sense of humor about it. Here are some choice tweets on the subject.
Massive Sinkhole Swallows a Whole Mess of Trees in a Couple of Seconds
Nothing will make you appreciate the power of nature quite like watching a dozen cypress trees being sucked underwater in the blink of an eye by a sinkhole.