Heidi Montag is on the top of  my list of "wish I would never hear from again celebrities".   And now she's trying to creep in on my favorite show The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills!  Thank you Andy Cohen for being brilliant!ANDY COHEN SETS THE RECORD STRAIGHT WITH HEIDI: Bravo's Andy Cohen has made it quite clear that Heidi Montag will not be appearing on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. He told viewers on Thursday night's show of Watch What Happens Live: "Professionally, I'm not supposed to discuss any negotiations so I have to parse my words here . . . That trash is delusional and I would sooner stab knives into my own eyes than see her on this network. But good news, Heidi, you're on my show tonight because you're the Jackhole of the Week."