Amy is off to Mexico for a week of rest and relaxation, so it got me to thinking: what should I do on the XL Morning Show while she's gone? Here's 3 Things I Will Do While Amy's on Vacation:

3 - Teach Charlie Dog not to bark while we're on the air. This isn't going to be easy, because you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

2 - Attend the Tuesday morning sales meeting in her place. These meetings are super-secret and are rumored to be catered like a White House State Breakfast.

1 - Delete Sylvia's "Nobody" from our station music library.

Have fun on vacation, Amy!